“Ok everyone,” said the instructor at the birthing class trying to get everyone’s attention. “We are going to do an exercise now, that’s purpose is to help the men sympathize with their partners.”
“We have here what’s called a pregnancy suit,” said the woman instructor, holding up an artificial stomach with a strap. “This imitates the feeling of being pregnant.” Which Husband volunteers to be the first one to try it on?”
“I will” said one man, taking the suit and trying it on. “This isn’t too bad said the man walking around. I think I could get used to this.” “Ok”, said the instructor smiling, “now I would like you to bend down and pick up my pen from the floor.”
“You want me to pick it up?” he said hesitantly, “just as I would if I was pregnant?” “Yes!” said the instructor.
“Honey,” said the man turning to his spouse “do you mind picking up that pen for me?”
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This is dedicated to all those bullies who beg to get their faces beat in. These aggressive jerks beg for it and get destroyed.
Bouncer (kickbox world champion) vs Loudmouth
A guy wants to get into the club, and is not let in. What he doesn’t know is: the bouncer he is annoying is Michael Kuhr – a 5x kickboxing world champion. And the bouncer has got a very important mobile number: the number of loudmouths brother.
Bully Gets Beat Up
Guy yells do something..and it gets done at the 2:00 minute mark. I applaud the guy for waiting that long.
Gangster Loses Fight to Karate Kid
So you are a gangsta and to impress your friends you start a fight with some white dude. Then out of no where the white dude goes into a Karate Kid stance and you think..uh oh, this white dude is cray cray.
Lil’ Guy Knocks Out Tall Skinny guy
Little guy doesn’t want to fight the big guy. The big guy insists and the little guy opens up a can of one punch little guy justice.
Bully Gets Owned
Bully demands a fight and gets his face pounded.
Loud Mouth Bully Gets Owned (Full)
Don’t beg the cool dude to fight you. “Stand up, stand-up, stand-up. This been a long time coming my nigga, stand up. Come on, you don’t under stand that I’m gonna smack you in your face.
Cool dude says “I wish the fuck you would, do I lick here I like your bitch.
Stand up, stand up so I can fuck you up . I am the bully and you are the loser. don’t break the laws of gravity hgere. stamnd up cool guy…and stay cool.
67 Year Old Man Knocks Out a BIG Mouth
Old guy wants to be left alone. Young guy wants to start shit with him. Young guy’s girlfriend eggs him on. “Beat that white dudes ass, pop that ass.” she says lovingly. “Go get him honey.”
Drunk guy acting like a douche gets owned
Charles Ramsey melodically recounts the day he heroically helped rescue 3 kidnapped Cleveland women. ORIGINAL VIDEOS:More Here ∞
On March 23rd, 2013 animator Adam Patch’s wife, Morgan, drank a bottle of wine and shared a joke with him. Adam recorded Morgan’s ‘Two Chips’ joke and turned it into an animated short, this is the result. ∞
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As a father it get no better than this. Watch as the two girls look at each other to acknowledge that the fun is about to begin. Uploaded by Brovadere ∞